ben_linus: (I'm a little busy at the moment)
Reminder: This is a two day intensive spread out over three days in order to maintain our usual level of vigilance. Please review the attached schedule for your stations during breaks if not already previously assigned.

Here are the locations for assembly. Refer to your group's schedule and report at the noted hour. 

TECH: Tom's den
WEAPONS: My house (communal breakfast) followed by Pylon W-8
COMBAT: Village center, then follow Richard

Bring any weapons personally issued to you to both my and Richard's sessions.

Re: questions about the limitations on Internet usage. May I remind you that all steps taken are following the recommendations of the TEC and pursuant discussion. This was a community decision-making process wherein we agreed that visitation access to the world wide web was allowable for surveillance purposes, but that any engagement with outsiders through that medium had danger written all over it.   

I think I've been very magnanimous considering my original stance on this whole idea. Now that I have Wikipedia and the ability to edit it unlike the rest of you, I'm all in favor If you want to be able to get a Facebook and Tweet and so on, I'd be happy to let Jacob know where your priorities lie.

Should you prefer to share in the same mundane, purposeless existence that drives 99% of "social networking," the sub will be departing shortly after the intensive so Richard can carry out some critical work. You are welcome to leave with him, but you will not be welcome to return. Ever again. 

I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time voting on the quality of "LOLcats" at four in the morning and wondering what your life could have been.      

Any further questions/comments, please reserve for your tech session.
After Mikhail's done with you all, you will be able to competently explain IP masking. You will also understand the correct protocols for using SMS. You will even learn how to use some of the nifty apps Mikhail has built us. I'm particular to Island Sounds. It's a lovely companion to offset the dank, metallic quiet of the stations we are called on to man.

That's all. I'm headed back to work with Richard. And Mikhail. All communications directives still apply. Don't contact me short of high level emergency. 

Examples -
High level emergency: A plane crashes on the Island - it's happened before
NOT a high level emergency: You are running low on baking soda. Kitchen emergencies do not apply, though I do frequently consider them to be very serious
 
ben_linus: (decisions)
I see you all have decided to abuse the bulletin system now that SMSing is off the table.

I will provide a few responses here. I don't have time to go dig into all these "threads." Richard and I are extremely busy with our work to ensure that all of you emerge from the intensive at the top of your skill level.


1) Your presumptions about the reasons for the intensive section divisions Tom posted today are incorrect. Those of you who think you've somehow been judged to be at a "remedial" level need to remember that you were all brought here for a reason. You are all exceptional people who've made a strong commitment to protecting this Island. You should not forget how greatly you are all valued when Mikhail is explaining to you how to refrain from pressing the "send" button fifteen times on your CocoPhones.

2) If notes regarding my house pet confuse you, that's not my problem. Nor is it my problem that I like Shakespearian references. How do you know I haven't secretly had her for more than three years? Did you stop by to check?

3) Whatever you think you heard around here and decided to share extensively, Aldo, you just made it obvious you weren't at your post. You know, I think it's been a while since we gave the latrines at the Hydra a thorough scrubbing. It's very generous of you to volunteer for this task and I'm sure everyone will appreciate it.


Colleen: Danny is hereby stationed with you at the Hydra indefinitely as per Harper's suggestion. I'm sure a great deal of extremely close proximity will do wonders for your marital problems. :) Oh, and please let Danny know my face is recovering just fine from his little mistake.

Richard: My mind is beginning to come up with all sorts of possibilities for what "things" you've been out doing. You should start to be more specific.

WIKIPEDIA

Sep. 25th, 2010 11:22 am
ben_linus: (...)
I have to agree that the duc d'Enghien controversy alluded to in the French Empire section of this Napoleon Bonaparte entry is NOT presented up to the neutrality standar

Dammit! Burned the toast again.
ben_linus: (Don't cross me.)
*sigh*

It seems that not three minutes passed after my previous post before a number of you decided it was appropriate to "alert the leader." I can assure you there is no crisis situation underway and Mikhail aggressively tested the entire system before launch & announcement, thus no need whatsover to use this option at this time. [EDIT] REMINDER: Sending the disarm code AUTOMATICALLY activates 14J as well. There is no need to test either of these options.

The pylon SMS leader alert text activates the EXACT SAME PROTOCOLS as the standard alert. My phone was ringing off the hook. Not to mention the apparent attempts to use the pylon SMS to send me specific messages. While the SMS system WILL deliver specific messages following the insertion of 14j, this is an incorrect usage of the protocol.

You are NOT to use this function to contact me directly with sensitive information. You are ESPECIALLY not to use it to submit information to me that is inconsequential. The protocol for contacting me will be laid out shortly. REMINDER: ALL PERSONNEL ARE TO CONTINUE TO CARRY & UTILIZE THE WALKIE SYSTEM UNTIL ALL COCOPHONE PROTOCOLS ARE RELEASED.


To answer a selection of your questions, though:

1) Maxie, you only need to type 14j once before sending.
2) Hello to you too, Aldo.
3) What exactly is "b00bz", Aldo? Is that what I think it means? If so, please see previous bulletin re: guideline #4.
4) I did feed Juliet this morning, Ethan, and yes, half a can as we discussed.
5) Yes, this works, but I am not as amused as YOU apparently are, Danny, according to the "haha" preceding the inquiry.


Honestly. If an ex-Soviet who prefers his hard drives in kilobytes and a man possibly older than time itself can figure this new technology out, the rest of you have NO excuse.

We have just set up the entire Island with one of the most advanced small scale systems available in the modern world. This was not thrust upon you to daze and confuse you, it was in DIRECT RESPONSE to the community initiative prompted by the findings of the Technology Exploration Commission re our current hardware setup. Perhaps you could try saying "Thank you, Ben!" instead of harassing my inbox with idiocy.

Any more nonsense and you will all--yes ALL---be sent for a rudimentary educational session with our new technology intern Vanessa. May I remind you she is seventeen. And knows far, far more than you do.

Yes. Yes, that is shame you're feeling. Bathe in it. Bathe in the shame.
ben_linus: (in the name of the island)
We have activated additional methods for adjusting the level of/disarming the pylons. This will allow all authorized personnel access to the pylon system regardless of proximity to the system or access to grounded communications equipment.

For those authorized to use the new CocoPhones, from now on, along with using the built-in keypads on the pylon system, you may also use these two new methods:

A. SMS SERVICE

1) Start a new text to "PYLON+[code of pylon]" (ex. PYLON37 / 7956637 )
2) Type message
- To change level, type "lev [number, range 1-10]"
- To disarm, type "dis [current disarm code]" (ex. 1623)
- To alert leader, type "14j"
3) Hit "CocoSend" (it's the one with the half-coconut icon if you can't read the text)

B. COCONET MOBILE

1) Open JungleBrowser
2) Enter at top: m.theisland.net (you do not need to enter https://, it will redirect)
3) Login with user/pass
4) Select "Pylons"
5) Follow instructions on screen

The rumored Pylon App is still under development. Please use the above methodology for the time being.
ben_linus: (Don't cross me.)
1) Please advise yourselves of the difference between *INTER*NET and *INTRA*NET.

2) The INTERnet is NOT to be accessed during work shifts.

3) The INTRAnet is not an appropriate place to "spam" with Digg links, Bikini.com photos, the Tumblr, cat videos etc. All such activity will cease.

[AMENDED *Ben] 3.5) Juliet is exempt from #3 including inclusion in said videos

4) ANY INDIVIDUALS PARTICIPATING IN VIEWING OF OR SHARING OF PORNOGRAPHY ESPECIALLY WITH UNDERAGE MINORS OF VIRGINAL EYES =~SUCH AS MY DAUGHTER~= WILL BE REMANDED TO ISABEL FOR INVESTIGATION AND TRIAL AS PER SECTION II.151.77 ARTICLE 369.23. A ONE-STRIKE POLICY IS IN EFFECT.

[AMENDED *Tom] 4.5) Manhunt.com is hereby *sigh* removed from the Prohibited List EVEN THOUGH IT IS QUESTIONABLE

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The above proposed rules guidelines will be subject to community vote given any further dissension amendments. If there are no further amendments, the above will immediately be entered into effective law re Section IV.85 Article 16 of bylaws.

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